(Cis/trans)women aren’t the only ones that can get breast cancer, either.
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(Cis/trans)women aren’t the only ones that can get breast cancer, either.
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It’s water over the bridge
A bridge over troubled highways.
I’m sure the engineers thought of this, but what happens if the river floods?
Free car wash
Oh the river can’t flood, it’s not a river at all! This is a navigable aqueduct, which is fancy speak for a bridge that carries a canal over an area, usually another canal. Unlike rivers, canals have human-controlled water height, which means that in the event of strong rains, all the operators have to do is restrict the water flow and BAM! The canal’s at its normal height again!
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Some reptiles shed their outer layer in one full piece.
my pet Plastic Bag
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i wish there was an easier way to tell the difference between an “if it sucks hit da bricks” situation and a “sometimes being an adult means doing things that you dont wanna” situation
The best answer to this that I’ve seen is “You are free to do whatever you like. You must only live with the consequences.”
“If it sucks, hit da bricks” is for when you realize that you actually definitely can live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.
“Sometimes being an adult means doing things that you don’t wanna” is for when you’ve thought it over and it turns out you would strongly prefer NOT to live with the consequences of Not Doing The Thing.
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“We didn’t have all this autism when I was a kid”
Yea, you had changelings and demonic possession and “brats” and “back talk”, and kids that were “not all there”, your aunt who’s “crazy”, and your second cousin no one ever talks about cuz he’s “special”, and if you’re fucking lucky, your elder uncle who lives a nice quiet life with his 70 lego sets and writes grocery stores about changing the light bulbs cuz they’re too harsh.
not to put this user on blast, but ohmygod this may be the funniest thing i’ve ever seen 😭😭
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my friends have a cat who self identifies as a “boy” and uses he/him pronouns
we know this because he is owned by two lesbians who don’t have very many he/him friends, so when they say “he” or “him” or “boy” they’re usually referring to their cat, so their cat has started responding whenever somebody says “boy” or “he” by running up and looking at them expectantly. so he’s a cat that has pronouns
This is the boy. By the way
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you guys are so right, I should have added the best part
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So many people who love generative AI don’t have a creative bone in their body and can’t imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.
Can you, as a writer, imagine NOT experiencing the joy and terror of having your own characters drag you by the collar of your shirt in the direction THEY choose?
And you’re sitting there like no No NO you little cumquats!! Get back here! GIMME that! to fruitlessly try to wrestle your carefully planned plot back out of their greedy little fingers?
And you sit there as they’re doing their own thing with a small part of your head going goddamnit goddammit while their words and actions flow out of your callous covered fingertips and onto the page?
And suddenly you read it, and your shit ass little muses actually made something amazing that you can sculpt and bend into the very thing you actually meant to write?
I would give up the craft if I couldn’t have those moments.
I certainly wouldn’t surrender them to a machine.
This! all of this!
writing is like trying to heard cats.its frustrating but also a blast at the same time.Some people can’t wrap their mind around doing a thing because you enjoy the process, not just so you have something you can use to milk money out of other people.
there are an awfully lot of people out there who don’t want to be writers they want to have written.
Stephen King used to talk about how he didn’t remember writing Cujo because the cocaine had done most of the work, and to be honest, that was the best anti-drug PSA I ever received. Don’t do drugs, kids, or you’ll forget doing the thing that makes you happiest in the world world.
also don’t you drugs because you will end up writing a book about an evil Saint Bernard.
Cujo wasn’t evil. Cujo was a very good dog. Cujo did nothing wrong. Cujo’s owners did something wrong, by not getting him vaccinated, and once rabies had taken over his body, rabies did a lot of wrong things.
But Cujo was a very good dog.
Cujo is a book about the horrors of anti-vaccination ideas.
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